Aug 26, 2011
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy, Married with Children
“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry
"The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."-Rudolph Brand
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Medieval plea for pure libations