Just a small collection of some of my all time favorite beer/drinking quotes…
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-David Rains Wallace
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."