Once again, more fun Beer Quotes!

Its been a while since I've posted some beer quotes, so here you go!



"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." -Jack Handy

“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” - Anonymous



I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.” - Greek Proverb

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” - Egyptian Quote

The SS Bender

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - Anonymous



A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. - Anonymous




"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king" - William Shakespeare ‘A Winter’s Tale’

Edgar Allan Poe

"Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today."- Edgar Allan Poe



"We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer." – Richard Von Weizsaecker, former President of the German Federal Republic



"I’m Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer." - Greg Norman



 

Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - Cliff Clavin, of Cheers

Yet even more Beer Quotes....

Hope you all enjoy, have a great weekend!
Bottoms up!

"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."


-Warwick Franks

Hemingway having a beer

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

-Ernest Hemingway



"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

-Dean Martin

"...there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer."

-Peter Richmond

"Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer - it has always been thus."

-Peter Richmond






"I'm going to buy a boat... do a little travelling, and I'm going to be drinking beer!"

-John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York lottery



"Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."

-Carl Worner



Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Billy Carter





Trappist Monk

 "In de hemel is gee daarom drinken wij hee (In heaven there is no beer so we drink it here)."

-- Trappist Monk Proverb

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."

-- Benjamin Franklin

"Here's to beer, so amber and pure. Not as sweet as a woman's lips, But a damn sight more sincere."

-- Old Irish Toast

"A beer in the hand is worth two in the case."

-- Walter Breidenstein

More Quotes....

I got a very positive response from my last "Beer Quotes" post, so I thought I would add a few more for you all to enjoy.........

“God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.” – Jack Torrance, The Shining

“This is grain… which any fool can eat. But for which the Lord intended, a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker, and glory to His bounty, by learning about….. beer.” – Friar Tuck, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

“I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy, Married with Children

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” – Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live

“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry



"The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."-Rudolph Brand

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

-Winston Churchill



"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway




"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."

-Abraham Lincoln



"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."

-Medieval plea for pure libations