Once again, more fun Beer Quotes!

Its been a while since I've posted some beer quotes, so here you go!



"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." -Jack Handy

“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” - Anonymous



I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.” - Greek Proverb

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” - Egyptian Quote

The SS Bender

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - Anonymous



A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. - Anonymous




"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king" - William Shakespeare ‘A Winter’s Tale’

Edgar Allan Poe

"Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today."- Edgar Allan Poe



"We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer." – Richard Von Weizsaecker, former President of the German Federal Republic



"I’m Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer." - Greg Norman



 

Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - Cliff Clavin, of Cheers